February 2012
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
johnnyis:
hgibs:
snakesovchrist:
wearealldevils:
blaaargh:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE OH MY GOSH
If Koalas wanted to use my house for water and shelter I would give them the keys and move out
OH MY GOD! Love it.
Well this is adorable.
Interviewer: Who's the most romantic in real life?
Tom Hardy: I am.
Chris Pine: Yeah. Well whenever Tom took me to dinner, he paid for it. There’s candlelight, a mariachi band, and usually a trapeze squad.
Tom Hardy: I'll be like 'We'll put you in the car..'
Chris Pine: He opened the door and all of it.
Tom Hardy: And I put my jacket over your shoulders.
